NYE is amateur night. Along with St Pattys day, 4th of July, and Halloween.
NYE is amateur night. Along with St Pattys day, 4th of July, and Halloween.
We should start a new NYE tradition. You realize that the cops are deaf to fireworks and gunshot complaints on NYE? It 's an opportune time to eliminate a shitskin. You could shoot them and no one would take any notice of the gunshot, No one would take any notice of the missing for a few days either. Got some nigger creep in your hood? A few blacks living nearby. Burn them out. Leave some spent firework trash in the yard on the way out and it will be attributed to firework fire.
We should start a new NYE tradition. You realize that the cops are deaf to fireworks and gunshot complaints on NYE? It 's an opportune time to eliminate a shitskin. You could shoot them and no one would take any notice of the gunshot, No one would take any notice of the missing for a few days either. Got some nigger creep in your hood? A few blacks living nearby. Burn them out. Leave some spent firework trash in the yard on the way out and it will be attributed to firework fire.
Sweet then they can back trace me with every assholes ring doorbell, my phone, license plate scanners, and I can go straight to federal prison.
Sweet then they can back trace me with every assholes ring doorbell, my phone, license plate scanners, and I can go straight to federal prison.
You don't have to bring your phone with you everywhere you go, you know. You could even let your wife's boyfriend carry it around in his purse, and claim you were with both of them all evening.
You don't have to bring your phone with you everywhere you go, you know. You could even let your wife's boyfriend carry it around in his purse, and claim you were with both of them all evening.
My cars navigation is recording my geolocation
My cars navigation is recording my geolocation
Blasphemy! You dare suggest the almighty pocketphone be not superglued to the hand 24/7?!! Infidel! Heathen!
Blasphemy! You dare suggest the almighty pocketphone be not superglued to the hand 24/7?!! Infidel! Heathen!
I live in a lily-White hood, but yah
I live in a lily-White hood, but yah
Great idea. Also Chinese New Year and 4th of July. I would not stop at a "few blacks living nearby", but also include wiggers and leftist-libtards infesting the area.
Great idea. Also Chinese New Year and 4th of July. I would not stop at a "few blacks living nearby", but also include wiggers and leftist-libtards infesting the area.
I sit in my study and work, as I do every other night. Around about midnight, neighboring retards will set off firecrackers in their yards or in a nearby field, which I hear through the walls of my house. A few shoot rifles into the air. Then the firecrackers and guns stop, and that's the end of New Year's, and the end of this pissant year, 2021.
I sit in my study and work, as I do every other night. Around about midnight, neighboring retards will set off firecrackers in their yards or in a nearby field, which I hear through the walls of my house. A few shoot rifles into the air. Then the firecrackers and guns stop, and that's the end of New Year's, and the end of this pissant year, 2021.
Jan 2 is always the best day of the year for me, finally all the 'holidays' bullshit is over, how I hate it
Jan 2 is always the best day of the year for me, finally all the 'holidays' bullshit is over, how I hate it
Having a steak dinner, playing some actual cards with my gf and a couple of beers. Ready for an amazing new year of lockdowns, vaccine hysteria, mask mandates and through it all I'll be maskless working on my golf game.
Having a steak dinner, playing some actual cards with my gf and a couple of beers. Ready for an amazing new year of lockdowns, vaccine hysteria, mask mandates and through it all I'll be maskless working on my golf game.
Same thing I did last year, saving a couple of hundy’s and brain cells..
Same thing I did last year, saving a couple of hundy’s and brain cells..
I have long made it a habit to enter the new year sober, and lol at the hungover chuckleheads the morning after
I have long made it a habit to enter the new year sober, and lol at the hungover chuckleheads the morning after
Amateur hour fr
Amateur hour fr
Using it as an excuse to get drunk, be lazy and watch movies.
Using it as an excuse to get drunk, be lazy and watch movies.
'just another day'
'just another day'
I hardly drink anymore. I always look forward to it and always am reminded how dumb and boring it is and so go back to my old sober self. It's like every 3 months or so I take a vacation from myself and at the end I can't wait to get back to work.
I hardly drink anymore. I always look forward to it and always am reminded how dumb and boring it is and so go back to my old sober self. It's like every 3 months or so I take a vacation from myself and at the end I can't wait to get back to work.
Sounds like me. I went from drunk/druggie to Hank Hill, dang it. Life is better sober. My housemates are potheads, and I HATE IT.
Sounds like me. I went from drunk/druggie to Hank Hill, dang it. Life is better sober. My housemates are potheads, and I HATE IT.
New Year's Eve is only for rich niggers who travel to a Caribbean island to celebrate wearing all white. I've learned it was fun when I was in high school because I would get blind drunk and try to finger bang a chick that I liked. Usually I'd end up throwing up on my shoes and a 'buddy' would get to finger bang her instead.
New Year's Eve is only for rich niggers who travel to a Caribbean island to celebrate wearing all white. I've learned it was fun when I was in high school because I would get blind drunk and try to finger bang a chick that I liked. Usually I'd end up throwing up on my shoes and a 'buddy' would get to finger bang her instead.
I was hoping the story would end with your buddy fingerbanging you
I was hoping the story would end with your buddy fingerbanging you
That might have happened but I was too drunk to confirm. I do know I would have spaghetti all over the inside of my shoes so there's that.
That might have happened but I was too drunk to confirm. I do know I would have spaghetti all over the inside of my shoes so there's that.
As little as possible, just like last year, the year before, etc.
Might watch more shango066, my fave pastime since I was made hip to him by someone on here.
As little as possible, just like last year, the year before, etc.
Might watch more shango066, my fave pastime since I was made hip to him by someone on here.
Spooning with my dogs. The guy across the street puts on a 10k fireworks show every New Years and Fourth of July, so my wife and I never get to party on those holidays because the dogs are shitting bricks. I take all the cushions off the couches and I build Fort Coward. I drug the dogs up and they hang out in their bunker.
Spooning with my dogs. The guy across the street puts on a 10k fireworks show every New Years and Fourth of July, so my wife and I never get to party on those holidays because the dogs are shitting bricks. I take all the cushions off the couches and I build Fort Coward. I drug the dogs up and they hang out in their bunker.
I drug the dogs up and they hang out in their bunker.
I wanna be your dog
>I drug the dogs up and they hang out in their bunker.
I wanna be your dog
You want some Benadryl doses concealed in a chunk of cheese? And then your toenails trimmed after you’re all fucked up? Come on over.
You want some Benadryl doses concealed in a chunk of cheese? And then your toenails trimmed after you’re all fucked up? Come on over.
It sounds a helluva lot more fun than my usual: laying in bed with the cat, shitposting Pepe memes on Poal.
It sounds a helluva lot more fun than my usual: laying in bed with the cat, shitposting Pepe memes on Poal.
I've been shacked up from the kung flu, and I can't seem to shake it, especially the headaches. So probably nothing. The wife and I usually go out to eat early enough to avoid the retards. Then make our way home where sometimes a few friends drop in. Honestly I've been feeling shitty long enough that I would love to party it up in my yardpub!
I've been shacked up from the kung flu, and I can't seem to shake it, especially the headaches. So probably nothing. The wife and I usually go out to eat early enough to avoid the retards. Then make our way home where sometimes a few friends drop in. Honestly I've been feeling shitty long enough that I would love to party it up in my yardpub!
Probably do nothing. I don't think my family was thrilled playing "how long till we see a straight white man on this NYE broadcast" with me last year.
Probably do nothing. I don't think my family was thrilled playing "how long till we see a straight white man on this NYE broadcast" with me last year.
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