Post a youtube video about how the BBB has screwed you. Make it good so it goes viral. Foreboding jaws music... Little old lady innocently walking her tiny dog... Close up on the chimney - teeter teeter - slide - (Chimney falls down and crushes the cute tiny dog - pile of bricks with the leash still in her hand - little old lady screaming wildly - and - scene.) Crane shot pulls away... "Use the BBB and this could happen to you." Use the revenue from that to fix the chimney. Maybe BBB will pay to fix the chimney once they feel the heat. I love the internet.