Depends on the local dialect. My dog goes blyat blyat, blyat!
Depends on the local dialect. My dog goes *blyat blyat, blyat!*
I'm pretty sure it would be [nigger nigger]. They just can't make the consonants with their mouth structure.
I'm pretty sure it would be [nigger nigger]. They just can't make the consonants with their mouth structure.
Or [jews jews], as dogs can be trained to spot the jew.
Or [jews jews], as dogs can be trained to spot the jew.
They would write what their owners trained them to write.
You mean if dogs had the intelligence for literature? what level of intelligence? blacks can read and write but never invented a written language, whites did it for them, so if they are nigger tier intelligence then whites will decide for them to write 'bark' or 'woof'
If jews intervened it would be 'barx' or 'woofx' or some gay gender neutral shit.
If asians did it for them they would intentionally mistranslate everything to 'I want this nice asian man to eat my flesh'
If dogs had the intelligences of whites then they would probably invent new letters and words to encompass the meaning of their language, which would distinguish between happy barks, warning barks and excited woofs.
Dogs are not intelligent though, they have no need for language, they communicate much the same way as babies, with emotive yelps.
They would write what their owners trained them to write.
You mean if dogs had the intelligence for literature? what level of intelligence? blacks can read and write but never invented a written language, whites did it for them, so if they are nigger tier intelligence then whites will decide for them to write 'bark' or 'woof'
If jews intervened it would be 'barx' or 'woofx' or some gay gender neutral shit.
If asians did it for them they would intentionally mistranslate everything to 'I want this nice asian man to eat my flesh'
If dogs had the intelligences of whites then they would probably invent new letters and words to encompass the meaning of their language, which would distinguish between happy barks, warning barks and excited woofs.
Dogs are not intelligent though, they have no need for language, they communicate much the same way as babies, with emotive yelps.
You're on to something with them creating new words. It'd be like that comic strip where Hobbes talks about all the different words tigers have for smells.
Otherwise yeah, the anthropomorphization doesn't work because animals don't comprehend language the way we do.
You're on to something with them creating new words. It'd be like that comic strip where Hobbes talks about all the different words tigers have for smells.
Otherwise yeah, the anthropomorphization doesn't work because animals don't comprehend language the way we do.
https://youtu.be/CKmfP3krpY0
Asking the important questions.
Asking the important questions.
Well, your question would probably be answered by the dog typing “kys faggot”
Well, your question would probably be answered by the dog typing “kys faggot”
If dogs could type I'm pretty sure they would exclusively use the wingdings font, so you couldn't read it anyway.
If dogs could type I'm pretty sure they would exclusively use the wingdings font, so you couldn't read it anyway.
Barkligraphy.
Barkligraphy.
Bow wow
Bow wow
They would write, gimme dem gibs.
They would write, gimme dem gibs.
Yeah, dogs are the OG niggaz fo Massa and would surely write ebonic-style..
Yeah, dogs are the OG niggaz fo Massa and would surely write ebonic-style..
Woof woof 🇳🇪🌈
Woof woof 🇳🇪🌈
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