What do you mean by sainthood? Biblically, a saint is any born-again regenerate Christian. Paul's letters to the Corinthians, Ephesians and others begin with him addressing believers in those areas as saints. The Catholic sainthood practice isn't biblical. Most Catholic things today, like the pope, are not biblical. Or you could always somehow influence some arm of the jew media. Repeat your narrative until it sticks. This is unlikely to be successful unless your prayers are answered by Saint Fentanyl Floyd, peace be upon him.