We are moving too fast! How can we jump into punctuation if the world is still struggling with pronouns?
99% of the world understands pronouns just fine. In fact, most two-year-olds get it.
You'll have to pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and skeletal hands.
It's rational, therefore has the right to exist.
I used to use it all the time but nobody else seems to, so I stopped. Kind of like double spacing after a sentence.
You must carry the touch. Use the Oxford comma, double space, and add niggardly to your every day language.
Niggard- a stingy person
Double spacing came from the days of fixed-width fonts in typewriters. I learned to type on IBM Selectrics, but for some reason never developed the double-space habit.
How about tabbing a new paragraph?
I was weird and hated that, too. Even before using computers for typing.
We are old. I loved my Selectric 2 so much.
I used to think changing fonts by popping up the top of the "golf ball" and putting on a new one was amazing. LOL.
fucking commagate
I hate niggers, jews, and immigrants.
Irrelevant username?
Sarcasm does not exist
Deus does not exist-
But if he does, I never notice him
Which would you want to see more of:
The two strippers, JFK and Stalin.
Or
The two strippers, JFK, and Stalin.
The Oxford comma is like beer. You don't really need it to survive, but it makes life so much better.
Oh wow! This is one of those kinds of surveys that can tell you exactly who is keeping the home fires going on the discussion board (or are they the ones shoveling coal into the steamship's furnace? The "away fires," I suppose those would be called. We could imagine it either way.)
The sensibilities of participants at a discussion board cannot be hidden when certain key topics are raised.
There is something called "being triggered" that would always happen, unless you were in a highly paid team of trolls doing a social experiment called poal.co.
That's called "pop psychology."
I dare you to ban me for spreading a conspiracy theory. It just wouldn't jive too well with the kind of charade that has been put together, here.
One might call me a comma, Nazi!
i can Nazi the point of that
I love; the Oxford comma
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