Twice kinda. One I was just waiting at a stop light between bar hops and two cute chicks walked up and stood next to me. We're all out out on the town so I initiated some harmless chitchat. Some dude shouts "Why you talking to my girl!" And sucker punches me right in the back left of my head behind the temple. I hear this loud "CRACK!" and am disoriented. I stumble run across the red light because he has a couple other Bros with him. I look back behind me and they're all circled around him while he's holding his obviously broken hand. That crack I heard was probably a boxer fracture or his wrist or something. Stayed up late to make sure I didn't have a concussion but felt pretty normal. I'll call that one a draw.
The other more serious one I can't get into too many details without risk of doxxing. But some skank didn't tell me she had a boyfriend. Him and his Bros arrived and I woke up in the drunk tank with visible strangulation bruises on my neck. That could have been bad. Officers only arrested me which is bullshit because I was the victim and charged me with drunk in public. Got dismissed because I was passed out on private property. And I wasn't passed out from alcohol, although it didn't help. I was almost murdered. Don't remember anything between making out with her and waking up in the drunk tank.
Moral of the stories? Stay away from alcohol and skanks.
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