I have a conspiracy theory about WWF wrestling. It involves the furniture industry.
Exposing 11- 14 year olds to WWF in my experience was just hell on my parents furniture. My brothers cousins and friends and i accidentally, but consistantly, destroyed several couches, lamps, coffee tables, and my grandmother's rocking chair/ which we tried to unsuccessfully repair.
Randy Savage, Jimmi the Superfly Snukka, Rowdy Rody Piper, British Bulldogs, Rickey the dragon Steamboat, Leaping Lanny Poffo, Hacksaw Jim Dugan, Jesse Ventura... it's all their fault I spent most of my youth grounded.
I have no idea what the total damage was ,but my parents eventually bought all new furniture. The furniture companies know this and still secretly fund all pro wrestling.
Lol. Me and my friend used to damage stuff at our houses too. Don’t you remember being that young. It’s like you’re invincible or something. Like you don’t feel pain or something. I remember me and my friend just filling my parents garage with water and roller blading in it playing hockey except it was the only the part of hockey where you knock each other down. Just beating the hell out of each other but it was like there was never pain. I went now and I fell on concrete without pads or a helmet 50 times I’m gonna be hurtin but not in those days
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