Morning...?
Morning...?
About 45 minutes before the feds show up. First chore is making sure all of my 6 million guns are shiny. Then I check my booby traps.
About 45 minutes before the feds show up. First chore is making sure all of my 6 million guns are shiny. Then I check my booby traps.
It's either 5 in the morning or 3 in the afternoon. There is no in between.
It's either 5 in the morning or 3 in the afternoon. There is no in between.
Between 11 am and 1 pm. I'm a night owl degenerate and my future wake up time will be 5 am.
Between 11 am and 1 pm. I'm a night owl degenerate and my future wake up time will be 5 am.
I'm never awake. I am in a perpetual dream. Even now, as I write this, I am fast asleep.
I'm never awake. I am in a perpetual dream. Even now, as I write this, I am fast asleep.
None of your damned business. How many times do you have sex with someone every week?
None of your damned business.
How many times do you have sex with someone every week?
Last year it was 06:30. However, this year I took it up a notch and I've been waking up at 06:00!
Last year it was 06:30. However, this year I took it up a notch and I've been waking up at 06:00!
7-7:30 ... and no alarm clock
7-7:30 ... and no alarm clock
Sleep is overrated.
Sleep is overrated.
I think you know glowie
I think you know glowie
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