I'm a married man, I sit down to pee.
I'm a married man, I sit down to pee.
[FAGGOT](#triggered)
Nah, married a woman that deserves my respect.
Nah, married a woman that deserves my respect.
The only thing women deserve, is a new apron for Christmas, if they've been good.
The only thing women deserve, is a new apron for Christmas, if they've been good.
Married eh? Does you wife keep your balls in her purse all weekend?
Married eh? Does you wife keep your balls in her purse all weekend?
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