Understand one thing: you are not wanted (t)here. You will never be a local. The more locals you meet, the more people who will make bets on how long before you flee your pansy-ass the fuck out. Somewhere between 15-20 winters in, you will become ‘that guy from _____”.
The easier thing to do is move to some county populated with at least 150K, get a hat and a truck, and hope you blend in with all the other transplants. Then y’all can meet up for a coke and a hotdog at CostCo ChinkCo.
Choose wisely.
Understand one thing: you are not wanted (t)here. You will never be a local. The more locals you meet, the more people who will make bets on how long before you flee your pansy-ass the fuck out. Somewhere between 15-20 winters in, you will become ‘that guy from _____”.
The easier thing to do is move to some county populated with at least 150K, get a hat and a truck, and hope you blend in with all the other transplants. Then y’all can meet up for a coke and a hotdog at ~~CostCo~~ ChinkCo.
Choose wisely.
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