She's not Nazi or anything, but she does take things to the extreme. One of them is that heart/liver thing. She gets mad when I tell her, "I love you with all my heart." She corrects me (which pisses me off) by saying, "Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left. The liver is a better organ for the health of the body than the heart. The liver filters out the filth in our blood while the heart just keeps pumping it around with the rest of that pus. And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart."
So now I have to think about everything I say when it comes to emotional expressions:
I love you with all my liver
My liver belongs to you
If you leave me, I will be liver broken
Should I marry her?
She's not Nazi or anything, but she does take things to the extreme. One of them is that heart/liver thing. She gets mad when I tell her, "I love you with all my heart."
She corrects me (which pisses me off) by saying, "Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left. The liver is a better organ for the health of the body than the heart. The liver filters out the filth in our blood while the heart just keeps pumping it around with the rest of that pus. And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart."
So now I have to think about everything I say when it comes to emotional expressions:
* I love you with all my liver
* My liver belongs to you
* If you leave me, I will be liver broken
Should I marry her?
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