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She's not Nazi or anything, but she does take things to the extreme. One of them is that heart/liver thing. She gets mad when I tell her, "I love you with all my heart." She corrects me (which pisses me off) by saying, "Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left. The liver is a better organ for the health of the body than the heart. The liver filters out the filth in our blood while the heart just keeps pumping it around with the rest of that pus. And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart."

So now I have to think about everything I say when it comes to emotional expressions:

  • I love you with all my liver

  • My liver belongs to you

  • If you leave me, I will be liver broken

Should I marry her?

She's not Nazi or anything, but she does take things to the extreme. One of them is that heart/liver thing. She gets mad when I tell her, "I love you with all my heart." She corrects me (which pisses me off) by saying, "Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left. The liver is a better organ for the health of the body than the heart. The liver filters out the filth in our blood while the heart just keeps pumping it around with the rest of that pus. And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart." So now I have to think about everything I say when it comes to emotional expressions: * I love you with all my liver * My liver belongs to you * If you leave me, I will be liver broken Should I marry her?

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[–] • 3 pts

OK, you got me. ....a "dad joke".

But why are you such a cunt? Did you ever quiver by the river while your "dad" fucked you in the

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But why are you such a cunt?

Ask . He's my PR rep.

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>Ask . He's my PR rep.

Can confirm; although the pay is not good, the hours are 24/7 apparently, and I'm 90% sure he gets himself into trouble just so I'll fire him.

Anticlutch is not a "cunt" you see, because he has been inducted into SNB (Society of Named Bros). By definition he is, in fact, a "Bro". Anticlutch communicates differently to normal people, you see. If he says,for instnce "Kill yourself" it means "I disagree with what you've said, but value your opinion".

If he insults you and quotes what you've said, it just means "I disagree with you". The reason is exactly the same as An Other Unionized admin who gets similarly triggered when you dare to disagree.... Seriously, the exact same reason. You shouldn't take it to heart.

Tl;Dr Anticlutch is a bro. He has been styled "Curmudgeon-Bro" by we here at SNB for what, I assume, are fairly obvious reasons.... emphasis on "Curmudgeon"... but that doesn't mean that his bro-osity is any less bro-rific.

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I don't disagree with anyone. Ever. I'm just never wrong when I post. :)

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

I don't disagree with anyone. Ever. I just fart rape them when I post. ;)

FTFY

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