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She's not Nazi or anything, but she does take things to the extreme. One of them is that heart/liver thing. She gets mad when I tell her, "I love you with all my heart." She corrects me (which pisses me off) by saying, "Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left. The liver is a better organ for the health of the body than the heart. The liver filters out the filth in our blood while the heart just keeps pumping it around with the rest of that pus. And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart."

So now I have to think about everything I say when it comes to emotional expressions:

  • I love you with all my liver

  • My liver belongs to you

  • If you leave me, I will be liver broken

Should I marry her?

She's not Nazi or anything, but she does take things to the extreme. One of them is that heart/liver thing. She gets mad when I tell her, "I love you with all my heart." She corrects me (which pisses me off) by saying, "Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left. The liver is a better organ for the health of the body than the heart. The liver filters out the filth in our blood while the heart just keeps pumping it around with the rest of that pus. And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart." So now I have to think about everything I say when it comes to emotional expressions: * I love you with all my liver * My liver belongs to you * If you leave me, I will be liver broken Should I marry her?

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[–] • 7 pts

I do liver, with all my heart.

[–] • 6 pts

Seriously though, tell her this. When a baby forms, the first cells are the heart. That makes sense because a circulation system is needed to supply the body cells as it grows. Until we have a fully developed brain, we are lead by our heart. Our first connection to another being is our heart to our mothers heart. Our life begins with a heart beat and ends when it stops. To say you love her with all of your heart means s allof hour life. With all of your liver, that is just the shit filtered out of your blood.

[–] • 1 pt

This is good. Since she wants to be accurate about their functions, a response that gets even more into functions and formation should replace her conclusion.