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She's not Nazi or anything, but she does take things to the extreme. One of them is that heart/liver thing. She gets mad when I tell her, "I love you with all my heart." She corrects me (which pisses me off) by saying, "Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left. The liver is a better organ for the health of the body than the heart. The liver filters out the filth in our blood while the heart just keeps pumping it around with the rest of that pus. And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart."

So now I have to think about everything I say when it comes to emotional expressions:

  • I love you with all my liver

  • My liver belongs to you

  • If you leave me, I will be liver broken

Should I marry her?

She's not Nazi or anything, but she does take things to the extreme. One of them is that heart/liver thing. She gets mad when I tell her, "I love you with all my heart." She corrects me (which pisses me off) by saying, "Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left. The liver is a better organ for the health of the body than the heart. The liver filters out the filth in our blood while the heart just keeps pumping it around with the rest of that pus. And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart." So now I have to think about everything I say when it comes to emotional expressions: * I love you with all my liver * My liver belongs to you * If you leave me, I will be liver broken Should I marry her?

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[–] • 4 pts

What The Fuck

right wing

Okay so she's a republican. Leave her.

radical

Hello CNN.

Extremely traditionalist republican

Come the fuck on. Those things don't exist in the same universe.

Republican but she's Conservative

Just stop.

None of this post reads as real. No girl would say;

"Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left.

None. That's a pure dad joke. Additionally that's not necessarily true. There are people whose organs are flipped on the medial plane. So the joke is fucking retarded.

And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart.

Another dad joke. The heart doesn't attack the body. If anything the liver does by way of not catching everything at all times. By way of not filtering things like alcohol perfectly and allowing a significant amount into the blood stream and thus past the blood brain barrier. So the jokes don't work for multiple reasons, are retarded, would never be said by a girl etc.

[–] • 3 pts

OK, you got me. ....a "dad joke".

But why are you such a cunt? Did you ever quiver by the river while your "dad" fucked you in the

[–] • 0 pt

But why are you such a cunt?

Ask . He's my PR rep.

[–] • 0 pt

>Ask . He's my PR rep.

Can confirm; although the pay is not good, the hours are 24/7 apparently, and I'm 90% sure he gets himself into trouble just so I'll fire him.

Anticlutch is not a "cunt" you see, because he has been inducted into SNB (Society of Named Bros). By definition he is, in fact, a "Bro". Anticlutch communicates differently to normal people, you see. If he says,for instnce "Kill yourself" it means "I disagree with what you've said, but value your opinion".

If he insults you and quotes what you've said, it just means "I disagree with you". The reason is exactly the same as An Other Unionized admin who gets similarly triggered when you dare to disagree.... Seriously, the exact same reason. You shouldn't take it to heart.

Tl;Dr Anticlutch is a bro. He has been styled "Curmudgeon-Bro" by we here at SNB for what, I assume, are fairly obvious reasons.... emphasis on "Curmudgeon"... but that doesn't mean that his bro-osity is any less bro-rific.

[–] • 1 pt

I don't disagree with anyone. Ever. I'm just never wrong when I post. :)