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She's not Nazi or anything, but she does take things to the extreme. One of them is that heart/liver thing. She gets mad when I tell her, "I love you with all my heart." She corrects me (which pisses me off) by saying, "Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left. The liver is a better organ for the health of the body than the heart. The liver filters out the filth in our blood while the heart just keeps pumping it around with the rest of that pus. And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart."

So now I have to think about everything I say when it comes to emotional expressions:

  • I love you with all my liver

  • My liver belongs to you

  • If you leave me, I will be liver broken

Should I marry her?

She's not Nazi or anything, but she does take things to the extreme. One of them is that heart/liver thing. She gets mad when I tell her, "I love you with all my heart." She corrects me (which pisses me off) by saying, "Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left. The liver is a better organ for the health of the body than the heart. The liver filters out the filth in our blood while the heart just keeps pumping it around with the rest of that pus. And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart." So now I have to think about everything I say when it comes to emotional expressions: * I love you with all my liver * My liver belongs to you * If you leave me, I will be liver broken Should I marry her?

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[–] • 20 pts

Liver or leave her.

[–] • 7 pts

I do liver, with all my heart.

[–] • 6 pts

Seriously though, tell her this. When a baby forms, the first cells are the heart. That makes sense because a circulation system is needed to supply the body cells as it grows. Until we have a fully developed brain, we are lead by our heart. Our first connection to another being is our heart to our mothers heart. Our life begins with a heart beat and ends when it stops. To say you love her with all of your heart means s allof hour life. With all of your liver, that is just the shit filtered out of your blood.

[–] • 1 pt

This is good. Since she wants to be accurate about their functions, a response that gets even more into functions and formation should replace her conclusion.

[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

Be more accurate, say "I love you with all my brain's prefrontal cortex".

[–] • 4 pts

What The Fuck

right wing

Okay so she's a republican. Leave her.

radical

Hello CNN.

Extremely traditionalist republican

Come the fuck on. Those things don't exist in the same universe.

Republican but she's Conservative

Just stop.

None of this post reads as real. No girl would say;

"Say you love me with all your liver. The liver is on the right. The heart is on the left.

None. That's a pure dad joke. Additionally that's not necessarily true. There are people whose organs are flipped on the medial plane. So the joke is fucking retarded.

And the liver will never attack the body like a fucking leftist heart.

Another dad joke. The heart doesn't attack the body. If anything the liver does by way of not catching everything at all times. By way of not filtering things like alcohol perfectly and allowing a significant amount into the blood stream and thus past the blood brain barrier. So the jokes don't work for multiple reasons, are retarded, would never be said by a girl etc.

[–] • 3 pts

OK, you got me. ....a "dad joke".

But why are you such a cunt? Did you ever quiver by the river while your "dad" fucked you in the

[–] • 0 pt

But why are you such a cunt?

Ask . He's my PR rep.

[–] • 0 pt

>Ask . He's my PR rep.

Can confirm; although the pay is not good, the hours are 24/7 apparently, and I'm 90% sure he gets himself into trouble just so I'll fire him.

Anticlutch is not a "cunt" you see, because he has been inducted into SNB (Society of Named Bros). By definition he is, in fact, a "Bro". Anticlutch communicates differently to normal people, you see. If he says,for instnce "Kill yourself" it means "I disagree with what you've said, but value your opinion".

If he insults you and quotes what you've said, it just means "I disagree with you". The reason is exactly the same as An Other Unionized admin who gets similarly triggered when you dare to disagree.... Seriously, the exact same reason. You shouldn't take it to heart.

Tl;Dr Anticlutch is a bro. He has been styled "Curmudgeon-Bro" by we here at SNB for what, I assume, are fairly obvious reasons.... emphasis on "Curmudgeon"... but that doesn't mean that his bro-osity is any less bro-rific.

[–] • 1 pt

I don't disagree with anyone. Ever. I'm just never wrong when I post. :)

[–] • 3 pts

Tell her she gives you liver palpitations

[–] • 3 pts

yah mane and when she gib u trouble ill anal fok her in dah ass and beat dah fok out of her.

[–] • 0 pt

Hey mane u come ovah an fuck mah sistah tenty dorrah!

[–] • 0 pt

shiiiiieeettt ill do it fo 40 dorrahs and witout pretecttion

ill leave mah glock 40 at home

[–] • 0 pt

Nah bring da glock. She big like da garadge wif an attendant. Nice echo in dere.

[–] • 3 pts

No. She sounds like a control freak. Bad bad bad for a relationship. Unless your the type who needs that.

[–] • 0 pt

See? That's the thing. I love her and want to spend the rest of my life with her, but the best I can hope for is to be delivered from this life with a smile upon my face.

[–] • 0 pt

At least you know what you're facing.

And knowing is half the battle. Go Joe!

[–] • 2 pts

8!? Sounds costly.

[–] • 0 pt

At least 8. She may want more. It costs nothing to cross the border and live r ight now.

[–] • 2 pts

Yes. But only if your liver really tells you to.

[–] • 0 pt

It does. I have to follow my liver.

[–] • 0 pt

I ignored my liver once and it did not turn out well.

[–] • 2 pts

A: it's your call. I don't want to be responsible for your happiness. I will say, she is probably better than most of your other choices.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Never think the ball is in your court. Every move is up to her. You don't move. She does. Tell her what is acceptable to her. If she leaves, yay.

Edit: actually there is a time to bend and listen and all that other stuff. But the boss doesn't pay until you've earned your pay and it should be the same with her. You'll know when she's earned it, and then you'd better do what's right our you're scum.

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