aMY sCHUMER 3X IN A ROW! GROSS!
That's like getting 5 jews by volume! Think of the savings! Oy vey!
It's destiny. Go get that porker, champ!
Ugh, got the same
Congratulations dude!
her middle name is potato
Someone had to take one for the team!
aMY sCHUMER 3X IN A ROW! GROSS!
That's like getting 5 jews by volume! Think of the savings! Oy vey!
It's destiny. Go get that porker, champ!
Ugh, got the same
Congratulations dude!
her middle name is potato
Someone had to take one for the team!
I got Winona Ryder, but it also said Keanu Reeves already got her, so I get nothing. I win!
Lena Dunham. Thanks I'm gonna throw up now because I had to look at that goblin.
Jeff Goldblum. Again.
It, uhh, uhhhh, finds a way.
I got a seizure
Ayyyyyy, I always liked Ayn Rand. Sweet.
yeah might wanna put a photosensitive seizure warning on that....
im not epileptic and it made my head hurt
But you never pass out when your bf does the supafast dickspin 6 inches from your face (☞゚∀゚)☞
fuck you i cant even think of a decent comeback for that
take your upvote and shove it up your ass
Lol
You are too weak for the internet.
Q PREDICTED THIS.
winona ryder lol
I got Winona Ryder
I ended up with Jeff Goldblum twice then got the fucking Schumer....
I think I'm cursed.
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