Pungent natural under arm musk from strenuous exercise works best. Perfume is for women and homosexuals.
Pungent natural under arm musk from strenuous exercise works best. Perfume is for women and homosexuals.
The best men's fragrance is called "financially successful".
The best men's fragrance is called "financially successful".
no fragrance works best - especially if you aren’t a creepy retard.
also, be handsome and have money.
no fragrance works best - especially if you aren’t a creepy retard.
also, be handsome and have money.
I don't have any money but women throw themselves at me constantly
Oh yeah, and I don't wear cologne, I do wear deodorant though
I don't have any money but women throw themselves at me constantly
Oh yeah, and I don't wear cologne, I do wear deodorant though
women throw themselves at me constantly
If true, you wouldn't be here with us malcontents
> women throw themselves at me constantly
If true, you wouldn't be here with us malcontents
it is true. I have nothing to gain by lying.
In fact, I literally just broke up with 5 women a little over a week ago. I been having ongoing love relationships with between 5 and 7 women at the same time for the last 5 years, but one of them has won my heart and I am not interested in seeing the others anymore.
I am kind of scared about what I did actually, cause what if I made a huge mistake? What if the one I chose turns out to be a bad choice? I really truly enjoyed having my life be in a place where when one of them was being a cunt or a bitch I would just walk out on them and go to another, who would invariably be happy to see me. I can't do that anymore. I am very happy with the woman I chose, very happy, she is so fucking awesome. Yet I still can't help but to think I may have fucked everything up, Cause I had her before, as well as all those others. And she tolerated it, they all did. I didnt sneak around or lie, they all knew I was seeing other women. so I probably fucked up
it is true. I have nothing to gain by lying.
In fact, I literally just broke up with 5 women a little over a week ago. I been having ongoing love relationships with between 5 and 7 women at the same time for the last 5 years, but one of them has won my heart and I am not interested in seeing the others anymore.
I am kind of scared about what I did actually, cause what if I made a huge mistake? What if the one I chose turns out to be a bad choice? I really truly enjoyed having my life be in a place where when one of them was being a cunt or a bitch I would just walk out on them and go to another, who would invariably be happy to see me. I can't do that anymore. I am very happy with the woman I chose, very happy, she is so fucking awesome. Yet I still can't help but to think I may have fucked everything up, Cause I had her before, as well as all those others. And she tolerated it, they all did. I didnt sneak around or lie, they all knew I was seeing other women. so I probably fucked up
I would say that if you had a handful of crisp $100 bills and a sports car, you'd do better than any fragrance.
I would say that if you had a handful of crisp $100 bills and a sports car, you'd do better than any fragrance.
Staple those $100 bills to your head to cover your bald spot, that'll do it lol
Staple those $100 bills to your head to cover your bald spot, that'll do it lol
Dayum, nigga, juss use Gorilla Glue n sheeeit
Dayum, nigga, juss use Gorilla Glue n sheeeit
None. Seriously. A freshly washed (hypoallergenic, fragrance-free soap) healthy man without cologne smells the best. Unscented deodorant.
None. Seriously. A freshly washed (hypoallergenic, fragrance-free soap) healthy man without cologne smells the best. Unscented deodorant.
soap
be presentable, confident
talk to her like a human being
congrats on now being better than a nigger, and that's how low the bar is, good luck
soap
be presentable, confident
talk to her like a human being
congrats on now being better than a nigger, and that's how low the bar is, good luck
sweat
sweat
Crisp new $100 bills
Crisp new $100 bills
My wife likes Izod.
Don’t use anti-perspirant with aluminum.
My wife likes Izod.
Don’t use anti-perspirant with aluminum.
Not all women like the same cologne. It's best to just not smell at all.
Not all women like the same cologne. It's best to just not smell at all.
I have gotten many positive comments over decades about my Old Spice underarm stick deodorant.
I have gotten many positive comments over decades about my Old Spice underarm stick deodorant.
It's because it's the same scent our dads wore. That's it.
It's because it's the same scent our dads wore. That's it.
Why has it been in business so long? It's a great scent, period. And yes, my dad wears it too.
Why has it been in business so long? It's a great scent, period. And yes, my dad wears it too.
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