Just hand one some money and watch it disappear. "POOF"
There are zero female comedians too, it's almost as if the sexes are different
I don't know, but I hate magicians and their raised single eyebrow while they wave their hands and a stick around as they pull endless hankies out of their mouths and shake pigeons out their sleeves.
shake pigeons out their sleeves
There's something not right about men who have sleeves full of pigeons.
Yeah, hypnotists too with their big bushy eyebrows and spinning / oscillating mesmerizers, talking softly, ataractic trance inducing voice washing over the will of docile subjects; who're made to enact the mind bending suggestions of their large glasses wearing mentalists.
Chicks can only do bitchy witch evil magic.
That's false. Women are the ultimate magicians. They can make a cock disappear inside of them.
They can transform a smelly, wet hole into folding money. That's quite a trick.
Seems like they prefer to be the pretty assistant.
Hillary made Epstein disappear pretty well. I think she's more of a satanic witch than a magician, though.
Lack of interest, and hand/eye coordination
Copperfield, penn and teller, being a jew is the number one requirement.
women have more interesting things to do than learn magic tricks
magicians start off as weird teens who want to impress the girls
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