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We could ask the same for Trump in America. Trump's hair is part of his brand, for whatever weird reason. I can't really explain it.

We could ask the same for Trump in America. Trump's hair is part of his brand, for whatever weird reason. I can't really explain it.

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It's glorious. Just look at that mop

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The term "mop" referring to hair is usually a metaphor, but I think it's literal in this case.

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It fits his accent. Awkward and sluggish and droning and all over the place.

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He's an idiot that doesn't own a comb. Simple.

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He has to have people around him who have combs and aren't idiots, possibly some clippers and scissors too.

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BoJo slaughtered three hairstylists in two days.

He's a menace to society, he needs to be shorn to remove his power.

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...and his teeth? WTF?

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Boris has Trump hair syndrome. Pretty soon it will be standing up on its own and trying to fly away on the wind.