Years
buy fart-in-a-can and spray it under their front door and run away
Ear plugs
Move. Or shoot your upstairs neighbor. Those are your real-world options. If you bang on the ceiling, they will probably just bang harder on the floor.
Take a shit in front of their door
Hes so tired hours feels like years
Okay Joe! You "won". You can quit hiding down there now!
Break into their house and just go to the kitchen and start taking the fridge apart. If they ask what you are doing start screaming and throwing lunch meat at them.
Can't you bounce a ball off the ceiling?
Not going to lie, that's funny.
Ask them to be quiet, then Tell them to shut the fuck up, before you shoot them in the dick
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