God damn you and your delicious recipe. I'm going hunting for a new wife right now and this is the strict criterion by which she'll pass.
God damn you and your delicious recipe. I'm going hunting for a new wife right now and this is the strict criterion by which she'll pass.
Peel and half the pears before poaching then core with a melon baller for best results.
Peel and half the pears before poaching then core with a melon baller for best results.
have fun being forever single.
have fun being forever single.
"forever" is right now.
"forever" is right now.
what do you feel you offer for a woman to not only let you fuck her, but bake you a whole damn pie?
what do you feel you offer for a woman to not only let you fuck her, but bake you a whole damn pie?
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