It's a shame he didn't punch your teeth down your throat. Oh well, at least we get to listen to your anecdotal falsehoods.
I didn’t tell him or anything. It came out of nowhere like an alien planted it in my head. I had a girlfriend at the time
Why do you say this shit out loud? This is a public forum and we collectively believe that kind of perverse thought is weak and sinful. You realize it's embarrassing, correct?
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