Just make everything really garish with horrible colors like deep red or black. Use a lot of marble and too much gold embelishments on decor. Lots of mirrors. Overly showy.
Just basically think like an italian.
Thanks this is useful advice, but unfortunately I am going to do the opposite. I guess my real estate will have to forgo their vibrant enrichment.
There’s alot of indians/pakis here as well. We prob. live in the same area. I read a story that an indian family bought a house with a pool nearby and like 3 of them drown in one day trying to save each other. Kinda fucking sad but Im still laughing inappropriately. I have no sympathy for the muzzies. But I have a little softspot for the dotheads.
So I guess install a pool because they seem not to be able to navigate them at all.
In Australia they're always drowning at the beach. They can't swim, know they can't swim, yet do the most stupid things out on the water.
No, I don't live in your state. Where I live it is just a few counties surrounding a major employer.
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