Go to bed on time.
Don't drink excessively.
Go to bed on time.
Don't drink excessively.
Losing your temper always has negative consequence.
Losing your temper always has negative consequence.
Unless you were Vlad the Impaler.
Unless you were Vlad the Impaler.
Patience. Over and fucking over.
Patience. Over and fucking over.
That I need to budget. Then everything starts going well and I stop budgeting.
That I need to budget. Then everything starts going well and I stop budgeting.
Nothing is childproof. My 1 1/2 year old son has a knack for walking into a room and causing maximum destruction in the least amount of time.
Gotta open beverage? He'll find It!
Pen? Meet wall!
Glass object? Let me shatter that for you!
TV, Computer monitor, or mirror? Let's throw a toy at it and crack it!
Rocking chair? Let's drag it across the hardwood floor and make lots of cool scrat marks!
On, and on, and on
If you are a grown man...go thank whoever raised you. You gave them hell.
Nothing is childproof. My 1 1/2 year old son has a knack for walking into a room and causing maximum destruction in the least amount of time.
Gotta open beverage? He'll find It!
Pen? Meet wall!
Glass object? Let me shatter that for you!
TV, Computer monitor, or mirror? Let's throw a toy at it and crack it!
Rocking chair? Let's drag it across the hardwood floor and make lots of cool scrat marks!
On, and on, and on
If you are a grown man...go thank whoever raised you. You gave them hell.
Mine is sensing the extremely rare asshole-tearing shit-log and taking the one and only opportunity to allow it to exit pain-free.
Mine is sensing the **extremely rare** asshole-tearing shit-log and taking the one and only opportunity to allow it to exit pain-free.
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