I have the inside scoop, direct from the top! Turns out Trump really does have laser eyes as the memes would suggest and is at this very moment boring a hole through the stomachs of Pelosi, et al! Believe!
March 11th. Trump will rise again.
Sweet! From, like, ashes? Certainly not Jew ashes of course. I didn't mean to be anti-semitic. I'm just making a Phoenix reference. I hope that's okay, Q! :/
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