You are just riding your bike through the park but they look at you like you are crashing their quinceanera or whatever, like they fucking rented a hall and you are riding through the dancefloor.
Then the town will make up some shit about BBQ fire hazards after too many cervesa cleanups and domestic incidents and the next time you go to use the park grill a squad car shows up cause now nobody can grill least someone file a discrimination suit... but that's all okay, they want you to stay at home anyway like good little bugmen.
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