All I know about the south is that girls with that accent get me ROCK FUCKING HARD. Aside from that, most of the stereotypes I had were set straight by a coworker girl from Texas. I knew she was from Texas because that was the only word out of her mouth sometimes. Pretty sure she masturbated to Texas, and was incapable of getting off if there wasn't at least a Texas flag in the room.
Texas is not part of the south. Texas is The Republic of Texas. We are a very proud state.
Yeah, she kept saying all of that, but as long as it gets Texans in a huffy mess, I'm going to keep saying it.
Who is this fine specimen of Texas goddess?
I hope she's my cousin cause I sorta wanna bone her.
true true
deserts, mountains, plains, hills, forests, swamps
^ This guy gets it, I rest my case.
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