Unfortunaly yep that's real. Not wide spread but they do
I don't think the church lets so marry unless you are at least 4th cousins
All I know about the south is that girls with that accent get me ROCK FUCKING HARD. Aside from that, most of the stereotypes I had were set straight by a coworker girl from Texas. I knew she was from Texas because that was the only word out of her mouth sometimes. Pretty sure she masturbated to Texas, and was incapable of getting off if there wasn't at least a Texas flag in the room.
Texas is not part of the south. Texas is The Republic of Texas. We are a very proud state.
Yeah, she kept saying all of that, but as long as it gets Texans in a huffy mess, I'm going to keep saying it.
Who is this fine specimen of Texas goddess?
I hope she's my cousin cause I sorta wanna bone her.
true true
deserts, mountains, plains, hills, forests, swamps
^ This guy gets it, I rest my case.
Not a yank, but I think all you eat is burritos and beer.
Tacos man... This ain't California.
Oh, sorry. TBH, burritos, tacos, tortillas, I think they're all the same shit. It's like pasta. Who cares if it's spaghetti or fusilli or penne? It's the same substance.
I'm not a redneck I'm a coonass
That happens a bit farther south than the southern US.
One I hear all the time is that everybody in the south is slow and lazy from people that have lived in the north their whole life. I just ask them to imagine getting the amount of work done they get done in a summer but with 100 degrees and 100 percent humidity v.s. 70 degrees and 30 percent humidity perfect weather. They get it after that. I slow down quite a bit at the 90 degree mark.
Ya the trick is slow and steady and dr8nk water
Lots of water, so you can sweat out water that acts like a blanket instead of evaporating and cooling due to effectively being under water there is so much humidity.
You call all soda, a coke
I call it diabetes juice
I call it beetusjuice
Say it 3 times and Amy Schumer will appear covered in mayo
Lmao
if banjo run
Ya'll like fried foods and gumbo.
Overrun with noxious blackies.
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