Hey Professor, thanks for asking!
I don't think I could've gotten more retarded than I was previously, so I think my brain was only mildly damaged. Health insurance is something that I do not have, so I don't ever go to the doctor or ER unless I think I am in immediate risk of an undignified death.
The scar feels like it is about 1" to 1 & 1/2" inches long. I'll try to get someone to take a picture of it.
Super pumped to not be dead.
Super pumped to not be dead.
Very glad to hear that. I feel like I asked you to live stream the foolishness and that resulted in your injury.
Cool, I needed someone else to blame my own foolishness on.
I'm just glad it wasn't worse.
You didn't report back for a while.
We were pretty sure you were dead.
We had a funeral and everything.
People brought flowers and cake. It was nice but the cake was a little burnt on the bottom.
Fucking Karen doesn't know how to cook. She ruined your funeral by ugly crying too.
I however definitely did not ugly cry. Nope. Never happened. Pardon me I got something in my eye.
Thanks dude.
You're one of the good ones.
I was out for a couple weeks, so I guess I missed your falling off a ex bike and cracking open your head, or something.
Glad to hear you're still alive and kicking! Hope it all heals well and quickly. Would suck to lose you my dude
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