Last time I did that I accidentally pissed on my pants.
Last time I did that I accidentally pissed on my pants.
be me
go to to the outhouse to make pee-pee in the middle of the night in December
dark af - can't see muh dik
cold af - can't feel muh dik
pull shaft out of fly, aim at hole
muh dik too long - tip is still in pants
make pee-pee
>be me
>go to to the outhouse to make pee-pee in the middle of the night in December
>dark af - can't see muh dik
>cold af - can't feel muh dik
>pull shaft out of fly, aim at hole
>muh dik too long - tip is still in pants
>make pee-pee
Yeah, gotta remember to take off your pants when pooping in the woods.
Yeah, gotta remember to take off your pants when pooping in the woods.
Just not in tall grass. Chigger bites, aka summer penile syndrome, sucks.
Just not in tall grass. Chigger bites, aka summer penile syndrome, sucks.
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