Timmy's helpful tips:
Buy clippers. Give yourself a crewcut. It'll grow back. Give yourself another crewcut. Fuck paying for haircuts. Buy booze. Drink at home. Wake up. Have another drink. You don't have to be into work anyway.
*Timmy's helpful tips:*
Buy clippers. Give yourself a crewcut. It'll grow back. Give yourself another crewcut. Fuck paying for haircuts.
Buy booze. Drink at home. Wake up. Have another drink. You don't have to be into work anyway.
Cutting your own hair leaves a larger budget for booze.
Cutting your own hair leaves a larger budget for booze.
I need my high and tight with my glorious locks on top. I'm used to getting a haircut every two weeks. A small price to pay for being so beautiful.
I need my high and tight with my glorious locks on top. I'm used to getting a haircut every two weeks. A small price to pay for being so beautiful.
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