If you're a vulnerable person, other shills approach you.
How do I show my vulnerability so I'll be approached?
Seem addicted to some substance.
This triggers me!
Why? You're probably approached for your handsome face.
Flattery will get you at very least to fourth base. Wait, how many bases do they have? All their bases are belong to us anyway no time to make their time move zig, and all that.
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