There was this one guy who's mother smelt of elderberries.
Was his father a hamster as well?
you know him too!
Yes, along with waiving my testicle.
Don’t make me fetch le vache.
I actually just farted in your direction!
I usually don't fart at people, but when I do, It's in public and I put all the blame on them
"prafff-" "Damn it joe, get a grip on yourself!"
Everybody else "Bahhh that's disgusting!"
Joe "buh buh buh it's not me!"
"Oh yeah, it's not you, right. Of course..."
Joe "It's you! You farted!"
"Oh come on now, you're disgusting, it's gross and you know it, stop acting like a child"
Joe "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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