Because they are pussies, plain and simple.

Oh and to the final portion of that sentence, I try to never include Rudolf the vodka chugging cuntbag in any of our shit-posting games.

Everyone sounds kinda normal irl.

I thought you people would have kookier voices.

Hey guys I'm in mumble

I feel like I could blow through a lot of time engaging in live conversations. Leaving textposts is a more worthwhile use of time because it can redpill lurkers. I think I'm more articulate in writing. I can listen to metal really loud while I brows and post silently.