Its obsolete now. Toss it in the trash.
lol
He's right, you know.
We'll dispose of it responsibly for you.
Reminds me of /s/crApple.
I'll do it friday and tie in this mixer/tablets to the sound system inputs
My girlfriend bought a new $200 juicer. The damn thing isn't even out of the box
Yep, the newest model can juice 12 Jews every five hours, not including maintenance and cleaning time.
How did it get to 6 million Jewces then? That doesn't add up.
I have Christmas/birthday presents from years ago that are still in the box.
Do it like this:
DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO DO IT!
As each day passes, more and more I find myself losing all interest in material items. Electronics, Gadgets, Technologies, Music, Movies, Telavivion (((programming))), stuff in general.
It takes longer to remove it from the box than install it. Procrastinating level 100.
Watch my fav episode of South Park: You're getting Old
It will make you feel better. People who know me said that's me lol
I don't fawn over beautiful girls anymore. It's like meh...
A beautiful wife will do that. Beauty is so much more than skin deep. True love is the ability to tolerate each other over time. Sounds overly pragmatic but it is what it is.
Yea, I just think I shouldn't have to "tolerate" someone. It's either fun and adding value, or nothing.
There will be annoyance. You will tolerate some shit or be alone. IDK, maybe you'll have the perfect romance like in fairy tales or some shit.
Which one?
Haha, that's funny. I was just yesterday thinking about how awesome it was as a little kid when the folks got a new car.
Now I get a new car and, meh... car. I mean it's nice and all, and I apparently liked it enough to buy it. But it's not mystical and amazing like when I was a little kid. I guess partly because I now regard it as just another damned expense that I tolerate for some reason on top of a thing that I use and like. Or something. Idunno, it all makes more sense when I'm drinking...
That's because the joy has been sucked out of our existence.
Remember when adults got excited about christmas?
Aye, I'd rather have a car that lasts forever even though that's not a thing.
That's why I've switched to Mercedes Benz. At least they last longer than the crappy Dodge/Fiat bullshit I had been buying. My cheapass hyundai lasted pretty well, but fell to complete useless bits of junk all of a sudden, as they do. Similar stories apply to most of the jap cars I've owned also [except for the MR2 spyder I had to get rid of after the dotcom bubble burst and burst my bubble with it].
Lol, my wife has a toyota. I'm driving an 86 dodge truck as needed and a 2008 rx8 turboed. I need some better damn sense. My shit stays broke down. If not one it's the other. A mazda is just a Ford as of 2009
trust the (((plan))) its happening behind the scenes
Nigga we talking graphics cards not Donald Trump? What the hell wrong wit you hebitch? :P
Me too, but I only do it sensually.
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