Florida has both of them beat. It can be a bright, sunny day. The gound is completely dry, and being Florida, as flat as just about anywhere in the prairies, and the roads are beautifully paved and even, no signs of potholes anywhere. Despite these perfect driving conditions, every day that you drive in this State is a day that you'll see some retard managed to spin out and now his car (more likely a truck) is "stuck" in the well cut grass on the flat land between the two opposing directions of traffic. HOW IN THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? Then they can't drive out of that? Its flat ground that isn't mud. If they ever get any snow, even if its the kind that completely melts as soon as it hits the ground, their auto insurance companies are all going tits up.