I was walking to my bus stop on my way to work. I always try to get there a couple minutes early, but as I get to the street my bus stop is on, I see the bus. I actually run in front of the bus, so I know the driver sees me, and sprint towards the stop (SEPTA drivers are ruthless, and will not stop to pick you up anywhere other than a designated stop).
However, I am not faster than the bus, and the bus overtakes me. I know the bus driver has seen me, and hope he has the decency to wait the two seconds it takes me to reach the stop. The bus driver is cruel and takes off anyway.
A white SUV behind the bus has witnessed the whole affair. The nigger piloting the SUV rolls down the window, and I see a billow of brown blunt smoke roll out the window.
das fucked man, I know he saw you, get in, we gunna git him
He motions towards me and makes the universal hand gesture that indicates I should hop in. I figure fuck it, don't wanna be late to work. I get in, figuring fuck it. The interior of the SUV is nice and clean, the odor of his morning 'wake-up' blunt slightly overpowered by artificial 'New Car Smell'..
we gunna git him
The street we are on is one lane one way, and old philadelphia secondary street, with cars parked on both sides. We are behind the bus, but we are approaching the overhead CSX tracks, where nobody parks their cars because they get broken into. As soon as soon as we get to this point, the bus stops at the end of the block, nigger speeds past the bus pulls in front of it, blocking the bus in like a cop trying to prevent a suspect from escaping in his vehicle. I thank him, exit, and get on the bus. Bus driver looks kinda salty.
This all happened in about 20 seconds.
I want to make it clear this wasn't a black man helping me out. This dude was mad niggerish. But he did help me out, and for that i am grateful.
Thank you, kind nigger. I hope you find your way back to Africa someday soon.
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