The only things I buy with cash are hookers and cocaine. Wait, do they have a rewards card for that?
The only things I buy with cash are hookers and cocaine. Wait, do they have a rewards card for that?
Well yeah.
But the rewards are kind of sucky. Like prison.
Well yeah.
But the rewards are kind of sucky. Like prison.
Eh. I guess I'll have to settle for the 1.5% cash back my Chase card offers on "everyday purchases".
Eh. I guess I'll have to settle for the 1.5% cash back my Chase card offers on "everyday purchases".
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