QTards on the Day after Inauguration: Okay. Okay. Okay. Look. Really. Okay. Look. Look. Here’s the thing. When Biden makes the call to congratulate the winner on Super Bowl Sunday, mid-call he’ll be contacted by the joint chiefs and the DOJ and told to step down. He, Pelosi, McConnell, Harris, and Wolf Blitzer will be taken before a military tribunal run by Colonel Sanders (who faked his death), and will all be found guilty of treason and hanged. However, to prevent a national uproar, they will be replaced by body doubles who are secretly patriots and will work slowly to reverse the tide of the left while making the left believe they’re all still winning.