Hey man, I feel like I haven't seen you in awhile.
Can I pitch a movie script to you?
I no longer work for any of the studios, but go for it!
Ok, so the title of the project is Descent into Darkness
It's about a white guy, the whitest man you've ever seen. His name is Martin. He wears suspenders, and plays Croquet with his family on Sunday mornings. Real white.
But he finds out one day, that if he spends too much time in the sun, his skin gets darker. And it doesn't change back.
This isn't a regular tan, guy starts getting more Niggerish too. Stops going to PTA meetings. Starts smoking Newports.
But eventually he realized it, and tries to halt the process.
But it is too late. His wife now knows he is black, and she can never go back. So he decided he has go end it.
And that's when he gets murdered by a cop for selling a loosie.
I LOVE happy endings!
Especially after such tragedy. Hollywood will love it and totally make sure that it gets produced, but they're make sure that he's a total ashole when he's white and just a complete saint as he gets darker.
Now that's a movie I'd pay to see!
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