I was going to tell you not to update, but now I can say I adore this joke.

We need updates.

Delete that JK u bastard.

But also I love you.

> J/k

Or was it?

I bet it happened when you were waiting in line at Costco to receive your weekly TP ration. Did you at least get a hot dog for your hot pants troubles?

Now really poop your pants.

This protects you from the flu-manchu.

You haven't truly reached adulthood until you've pooped your pants at some point post-puberty. Congratulations.

is Joe Biden, confirmed

If you want the day off just poop your pants and they'll send you home to change or they will probably give you the day off.

One time I had bad hypothermia and pooped my pants a little. It's okay.

I hope you have TP rations.