"Nigga can you swim?"
"Recruit Nigger, I fucking order you to stand!"
"Sir, Recruit Nigger can't stand, this recruit will drown, sir!"
"What the fuck do you mean you'll drown?!?!?! You are in 3 feet of water!"
Meanwhile, I'm 30 feet away (maybe), trying not to laugh or smirk at the ridiculous exchange I'm hearing.
Dude we laughed, when we would walk into the pool area, the NQS boys were right there by the entrance, literally in a hole at the foot of the entrance, in floaties. We always laughed, even the black guys who could swim laughed (we had ONE) our RDCs made fun of them relentlessly too.
"Fuck race, if you cant fucking swim, you're not capable and I dont fucking want incapable sailors! Furthermore, my kids can swim, so you're a little bitch."
It was near the beginning of the Post9 wars, everyone was still meanies, I miss it more than I thought I would. They said that would happen.
Back when they used to tell us: "You think this a game? They want to kill you! They want to kill your families!" and before we started letting them run our public offices.
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