There is nothing funnier than a bunch of thug gangsta recruits......
Tippy Toeing around the kiddy pool in orange floaties.
Nothing funnier. Nothing in the whole universe is funnier than what I saw that day.
Forget about "do you even lift"..... "Nigga can you swim?"
The author of this article is telling the absolute truth.
The black guy in the bunk above mine started crying when he got orders to a ship instead of shore duty, because he's scared of the ocean.
Me and every white guy there: "Dude... you joined the NAVY!"
Never once even heard a black male volunteer for or participate in the BUDS/SEAL training. Always big white dudes. I almost did it, but only because I'm a first class swimmer qual. On my ship, if you wanted to find the black folks, you just went back to the berthing, they somehow always got that light cleaning duty while we were scaling the stacks and hanging over the side. Ironic isnt it? How far they would go to avoid hard work, so much that they happily become dutiful housewives. Losers the lot of em, or as we say onboard, 'shitbags'
"Nigga can you swim?"
"Recruit Nigger, I fucking order you to stand!"
"Sir, Recruit Nigger can't stand, this recruit will drown, sir!"
"What the fuck do you mean you'll drown?!?!?! You are in 3 feet of water!"
Meanwhile, I'm 30 feet away (maybe), trying not to laugh or smirk at the ridiculous exchange I'm hearing.
Dude we laughed, when we would walk into the pool area, the NQS boys were right there by the entrance, literally in a hole at the foot of the entrance, in floaties. We always laughed, even the black guys who could swim laughed (we had ONE) our RDCs made fun of them relentlessly too.
"Fuck race, if you cant fucking swim, you're not capable and I dont fucking want incapable sailors! Furthermore, my kids can swim, so you're a little bitch."
It was near the beginning of the Post9 wars, everyone was still meanies, I miss it more than I thought I would. They said that would happen.
Back when they used to tell us: "You think this a game? They want to kill you! They want to kill your families!" and before we started letting them run our public offices.
They swim like bowling balls.
Forget about "do you even lift"..... "Nigga can you swim?"
Yeah, I keked pretty hard at that.
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