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Hangovers

if i had one when i was young i'd think, "Gee, i would really like a Gatorade."

Now if I have one i think "Gee, i would really like to die."

if i had one when i was young i'd think, "Gee, i would really like a Gatorade." Now if I have one i think "Gee, i would really like to die."

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[–] • 4 pts

How age makes fools of us all.

[–] • 1 pt

troof!

[–] • 2 pts

I really need to post some of my younger days shenanigans here.

[–] • 3 pts

What a sweet prophecy.

"I'd really like to die".

Take your time and die. Have a Gatorade while you're at it.

That Gatorade blue tastes sweet.

But listen, faggot.

You're stuck here for a moment.

You're stuck here till you die.

So why not do something wild and weird?

Why not do something you actually believe in?

When you go to Heaven,

There will be so much Blue Gatorade,

Your Eternal Thirst, will be Quenched.

[–] • 2 pts

i really like the green ones , they were always super tasty for me. Blue is a close second for sure.

[–] • 1 pt

Your hatred for blue Gatorade is why you will not succeed as a poet.

[–] • 2 pts

No i know what I must do.

...And Knowing is 1/2 the battle.

G I JOE!

[–] • 2 pts

Blue and red sucks, be a professional and just suck it up. You do this shit long enough its just usual, wait, wtf? Is a spiderweb on my arm?....fuck

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Drink a ton of water before bed or limit your alcohol to a 1/2 case a night or so and still drink a lot of water.