Regular old style doorbell. Simple and easy.
Regular old style doorbell. Simple and easy.
But it needs pyrotechnics and laser shows, too.
But it needs pyrotechnics and laser shows, too.
Then you want the Military Defense Doorbell, guaranteed to mow down angry mobs of 25 or less. It is pricey, and occasionally self-triggers on Jehovah's witnesses and POC, at no extra charge.
Then you want the Military Defense Doorbell, guaranteed to mow down angry mobs of 25 or less. It is pricey, and occasionally self-triggers on Jehovah's witnesses and POC, at no extra charge.
mow down angry mobs of 25 or less
hmmm only 25 or less.. I don't kno--
occasionally self-triggers on Jehovah's witnesses and POC, at no extra charge.
at no extra charge.
I'm sold. Where do I sign?
> mow down angry mobs of 25 or less
hmmm only 25 or less.. I don't kno--
> occasionally self-triggers on Jehovah's witnesses and POC, at no extra charge.
> **at no extra charge.**
I'm sold. Where do I sign?
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