Good [time of reading], everyone! I, starjello, precious above rubies, Journalist Extraordinaire, First among Idiots, and Emperor of would like to officially announce my candidacy for the 2021 Admin Election. You might be wondering, "Can sweet, squishy starjello possibly have the mettle to lead?" Oh my dear reader, you need to shift your focus. Most think far too much of the "jello" half of my name when it is the "star" half from whence I derive my character.
I wish to be the transparency candidate, so let me share something with you: I'm the most honest politician you will ever come across. I've been openly narcissistic, power mad, and elitist. Your standard politician would hide this, but not me. Psychopathy is higher in politicians than in the general population, thus making the role of administrator my natural place.
You see, my dear reader, my full name is Stellar Gelatin. I am The Gelatinous Mass From Beyond The Stars. I am the Maw of Madness that will consume Poal whole.
V̸̤͚̖͎̯̰̱̩ͬ̓̒̑ͩ̾̎̆̋ͧ̓̓̃̇̋́͟͟͡ó̴̵̩̤͈͉̼͍̱̮͍̝̪̺̩͍ͧ̎ͮ̆ͯͯ̔ͫ̑t̶̂̃̉͐͒͆̅ͪ͊͊̔ͨ̚͝͏̥͎̳̝̖̳͖̤͕̭̮̠̰̜̪̣̦̖eͬ͗͑̿͌̔̌̉̽̇̋̇ͧ̓͌̃̈ͪ͞҉͡͏̟͖̭̦̯͖͓͎̖̪̠͕̜͍͙͉̣̬ ̸̫̣͔̭̩̓̅̎͊͋̽ͮ̀̇͐̂͐ͪ̈̾͒̈͂́͘͢͠f̴̼̹͖͈͛ͧͦͤ̍̉̆o̵̩͇̩̟̐̌ͫ͑͊͜͡͝ŕ̡̞̭͕̮̻̝̈̾̈́͛̆͑̑̀ ̧̘̪̩͈͎̙̙̭̝̦̗͙͔ͨ̎̈́̽̿̿̃̕͞ͅͅm̶̧͇̖̳͈̞̟̜͚͋̌ͯ̉̇̽͛ͯͦͥͣͣ̚͜͟ȩ̸̮̦̞̖͙̜͇̘͇͎̗̖̯̝͎͙̱̃̏̎̑̔ͫ͊ͣ́ͅ ̵̨̛̦̳̭͇̟̣̞͚̤̜͔͍̝͇͕̱̇ͤ͛̎ͣ̔ͦ̊̅̂́̍ͨ͂̕a̴͉͉̜̻̲͓͚͈͑̍̽̈̌̋͌̔͆̐̕͜͜n̡͍̩̦̲̠̹̳̝̬̦͕̰͆̎̐͒͟͢d̸͙̭̙̱̻͊̈̌ͦ͐ͣ̃̀̈́͊̎̊ͪͫͫ̎ͬ̆̌̕ ̶̨̹͈̗͈̝͖̱̼̱̬͍̫͈̱ͦ͆̀̆̀͡ÿ̢́͐ͨ͂̂̔̍̐͗̐͌̃ͣͨ͌͌ͩ̕͡҉͇͙̯̹̦̦̲̙͍͖̹͔͇̜͔̟͙ọ̶̸̙͉͍̪̯̦̯͍̮̮̩̦͔̺͎͎̟̊̅̑̃ͣ̌ͪͫ̂͑̌̈́̚͡ụ̢̲̥͎̞̫͙̱̳͎̺̯͉̣͎ͣ̓ͮ͐͌̆̋̌͒͛͟ ̞̭̼̺͖͚͍̜͑ͪ̅ͨ̌̐͋ͦ͝͞s̷̫͔͔͕̹̙̠͖̻̱̝ͣ̌ͣ͊̉́͐ͫ͠ͅh̴̴̴̗̬̞̓̿ͬͮ̉͌̚͘a̷͖̖͍̱̝̟̞͚̅͒̍ͪ̌ͨ̈́͒̀ͮ̿̆̄ͪͫ͊͠ļ̵̖̙̣̥̬̜̗̲̗̦̞̞̝͈̗̥͎̊́̇͌ͭͭͭͪ͂ͨ̆͋̈́̀̈́͘͘ͅĺ̸ͩ̀͋̋̈́͒ͨ̅̆ͫͬ̇̇ͪͯ̒͆͟҉̹̦̼̭ ̛̛̺̫̤̓̂̈̈ͥͭ̀͝ͅh̏̍̍̀̊͏̢̻̦̺̹̯̩̦̀̕ͅa̛̛͇̥͔̣̙̘͈ͨ̿̍͗ͧ̌ͥ̊v̇̾̍ͩͬ͑ͪ̈́҉͏̗͎̼̣̼̗͘͟ḙ̬̤̜̙͎̭̬̩̖̖̖͐̆ͫ͒̄͌̾͒̓̊͛ͣͨ̈́̈͐̒͘̕͢͟ ̪̟̝͇̜̣͓̟̜̦̟̙͓̼͕̘̙̀̂ͥ͌́ͪ͘ẗ̶̗͔͇̳̥̻̹͕̰̱̙̹͇͔̘̮̟́ͭ͑ͪ̾ͫ͒͒̆̅̿̔̕̕͝h̐̾͆̈́ͮ̈́ͣͤ̍̅͒ͯ̚͏̪̝͔̣̝̣͙̖̲̞̩͎̙̠͇e̝͖̭̘̯̖͖̟̮̭̞̖̺̻ͧͨͥ̅͊͢͠͞ͅ ̤͎̘͓͙͚̻̩̠͖̟̖͓͖̠̐ͪ͗̔͊͂ͯ͐ͦ͋̒̓̂́́̚͟͢q̢̢͕̣̳̺̹͍͓̙̖̮̼͓̮̯̹̒̈̋̎ͥ̀͜͠u͗̅̅ͨ͒ͮ̎̓̋̊͗̓ͤͪͤͮ͂̚҉͘҉̬̰̣̘̜̘̘͇̭̥̰̬̯̼̭̤͢ͅȉ̷͎̜̙͇̠̈́͗̊ͨ̐̉͌̂ͦ̅͋̊̀́c̔͊̑̽ͥ͒̓̑̌͑ͯ̓̓ͥͮ̐́͟͞҉̹̺̘̰̘͕̣̞̖͉͉͍͈̯̱͜k̛̙͓̫̪͇͚̦̮̣̪̠͙̙̩̺̙̰̆̿ͥ̊̆̂̐̊̑̑͂̈́̊̆̿ͭ̉̔͌͠e͊͗̂̏͆ͪ̈ͫ͒̂͆͛͒͗ͥͯͮͧ͏̼͖̩̲̱̮̤̫̱͍̭̩̞̹͚̯͇̕͘͠ͅs̶̓ͣͤ͆͒̓̐̑͢҉̧̫̻̪̳̬̘̰̲͉̟̺̣͇̭͚̘̰͝t̢̼̦̮̯͙̗̪̻̺̰̙̠͒̈́ͭ̈́̄ͪ͜͟͠ ̾͗ͥ̾ͥ̾ͭ͋҉̯͓̼͉͜͜͠ȅ͛̍ͣ̽̓͏̪̗͖̲̗͙̹͔̺̦̖͜n̛̟͓̭̜̙͇̖̑͌̓̈́̎̃͊̏̎̄͒̽ͮ́͟d̨̨̢̘̗̮͈̖ͯ͑̊̌͌̆̿̉̅̓ͣ̃ͥͧ.̵̎̿ͫ̃̕҉̶̡̤̖͖̱̱̭̩
Good [time of reading], everyone! I, starjello, precious above rubies, ~~Journalist Extraordinaire,~~ First among Idiots, and Emperor of /s/Anything would like to officially announce my candidacy for the 2021 Admin Election. You might be wondering, "Can sweet, squishy starjello possibly have the mettle to lead?" Oh my dear reader, you need to shift your focus. Most think far too much of the "jello" half of my name when it is the "star" half from whence I derive my character.
I wish to be the transparency candidate, so let me share something with you: I'm the most honest politician you will ever come across. I've been openly narcissistic, power mad, and elitist. Your standard politician would hide this, but not me. Psychopathy is higher in politicians than in the general population, thus making the role of administrator my natural place.
You see, my dear reader, my full name is Stellar Gelatin. I am The Gelatinous Mass From Beyond The Stars. I am the Maw of Madness that will consume Poal whole.
V̸̤͚̖͎̯̰̱̩ͬ̓̒̑ͩ̾̎̆̋ͧ̓̓̃̇̋́͟͟͡ó̴̵̩̤͈͉̼͍̱̮͍̝̪̺̩͍ͧ̎ͮ̆ͯͯ̔ͫ̑t̶̂̃̉͐͒͆̅ͪ͊͊̔ͨ̚͝͏̥͎̳̝̖̳͖̤͕̭̮̠̰̜̪̣̦̖eͬ͗͑̿͌̔̌̉̽̇̋̇ͧ̓͌̃̈ͪ͞҉͡͏̟͖̭̦̯͖͓͎̖̪̠͕̜͍͙͉̣̬ ̸̫̣͔̭̩̓̅̎͊͋̽ͮ̀̇͐̂͐ͪ̈̾͒̈͂́͘͢͠f̴̼̹͖͈͛ͧͦͤ̍̉̆o̵̩͇̩̟̐̌ͫ͑͊͜͡͝ŕ̡̞̭͕̮̻̝̈̾̈́͛̆͑̑̀ ̧̘̪̩͈͎̙̙̭̝̦̗͙͔ͨ̎̈́̽̿̿̃̕͞ͅͅm̶̧͇̖̳͈̞̟̜͚͋̌ͯ̉̇̽͛ͯͦͥͣͣ̚͜͟ȩ̸̮̦̞̖͙̜͇̘͇͎̗̖̯̝͎͙̱̃̏̎̑̔ͫ͊ͣ́ͅ ̵̨̛̦̳̭͇̟̣̞͚̤̜͔͍̝͇͕̱̇ͤ͛̎ͣ̔ͦ̊̅̂́̍ͨ͂̕a̴͉͉̜̻̲͓͚͈͑̍̽̈̌̋͌̔͆̐̕͜͜n̡͍̩̦̲̠̹̳̝̬̦͕̰͆̎̐͒͟͢d̸͙̭̙̱̻͊̈̌ͦ͐ͣ̃̀̈́͊̎̊ͪͫͫ̎ͬ̆̌̕ ̶̨̹͈̗͈̝͖̱̼̱̬͍̫͈̱ͦ͆̀̆̀͡ÿ̢́͐ͨ͂̂̔̍̐͗̐͌̃ͣͨ͌͌ͩ̕͡҉͇͙̯̹̦̦̲̙͍͖̹͔͇̜͔̟͙ọ̶̸̙͉͍̪̯̦̯͍̮̮̩̦͔̺͎͎̟̊̅̑̃ͣ̌ͪͫ̂͑̌̈́̚͡ụ̢̲̥͎̞̫͙̱̳͎̺̯͉̣͎ͣ̓ͮ͐͌̆̋̌͒͛͟ ̞̭̼̺͖͚͍̜͑ͪ̅ͨ̌̐͋ͦ͝͞s̷̫͔͔͕̹̙̠͖̻̱̝ͣ̌ͣ͊̉́͐ͫ͠ͅh̴̴̴̗̬̞̓̿ͬͮ̉͌̚͘a̷͖̖͍̱̝̟̞͚̅͒̍ͪ̌ͨ̈́͒̀ͮ̿̆̄ͪͫ͊͠ļ̵̖̙̣̥̬̜̗̲̗̦̞̞̝͈̗̥͎̊́̇͌ͭͭͭͪ͂ͨ̆͋̈́̀̈́͘͘ͅĺ̸ͩ̀͋̋̈́͒ͨ̅̆ͫͬ̇̇ͪͯ̒͆͟҉̹̦̼̭ ̛̛̺̫̤̓̂̈̈ͥͭ̀͝ͅh̏̍̍̀̊͏̢̻̦̺̹̯̩̦̀̕ͅa̛̛͇̥͔̣̙̘͈ͨ̿̍͗ͧ̌ͥ̊v̇̾̍ͩͬ͑ͪ̈́҉͏̗͎̼̣̼̗͘͟ḙ̬̤̜̙͎̭̬̩̖̖̖͐̆ͫ͒̄͌̾͒̓̊͛ͣͨ̈́̈͐̒͘̕͢͟ ̪̟̝͇̜̣͓̟̜̦̟̙͓̼͕̘̙̀̂ͥ͌́ͪ͘ẗ̶̗͔͇̳̥̻̹͕̰̱̙̹͇͔̘̮̟́ͭ͑ͪ̾ͫ͒͒̆̅̿̔̕̕͝h̐̾͆̈́ͮ̈́ͣͤ̍̅͒ͯ̚͏̪̝͔̣̝̣͙̖̲̞̩͎̙̠͇e̝͖̭̘̯̖͖̟̮̭̞̖̺̻ͧͨͥ̅͊͢͠͞ͅ ̤͎̘͓͙͚̻̩̠͖̟̖͓͖̠̐ͪ͗̔͊͂ͯ͐ͦ͋̒̓̂́́̚͟͢q̢̢͕̣̳̺̹͍͓̙̖̮̼͓̮̯̹̒̈̋̎ͥ̀͜͠u͗̅̅ͨ͒ͮ̎̓̋̊͗̓ͤͪͤͮ͂̚҉͘҉̬̰̣̘̜̘̘͇̭̥̰̬̯̼̭̤͢ͅȉ̷͎̜̙͇̠̈́͗̊ͨ̐̉͌̂ͦ̅͋̊̀́c̔͊̑̽ͥ͒̓̑̌͑ͯ̓̓ͥͮ̐́͟͞҉̹̺̘̰̘͕̣̞̖͉͉͍͈̯̱͜k̛̙͓̫̪͇͚̦̮̣̪̠͙̙̩̺̙̰̆̿ͥ̊̆̂̐̊̑̑͂̈́̊̆̿ͭ̉̔͌͠e͊͗̂̏͆ͪ̈ͫ͒̂͆͛͒͗ͥͯͮͧ͏̼͖̩̲̱̮̤̫̱͍̭̩̞̹͚̯͇̕͘͠ͅs̶̓ͣͤ͆͒̓̐̑͢҉̧̫̻̪̳̬̘̰̲͉̟̺̣͇̭͚̘̰͝t̢̼̦̮̯͙̗̪̻̺̰̙̠͒̈́ͭ̈́̄ͪ͜͟͠ ̾͗ͥ̾ͥ̾ͭ͋҉̯͓̼͉͜͜͠ȅ͛̍ͣ̽̓͏̪̗͖̲̗͙̹͔̺̦̖͜n̛̟͓̭̜̙͇̖̑͌̓̈́̎̃͊̏̎̄͒̽ͮ́͟d̨̨̢̘̗̮͈̖ͯ͑̊̌͌̆̿̉̅̓ͣ̃ͥͧ.̵̎̿ͫ̃̕҉̶̡̤̖͖̱̱̭̩
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