Dude's name is literally Satan. I...wow. I truly don't know what to say.
Oh, sorry. My bad, it should have been Satya. Must have mistyped it or something.
DAMMIT, I even read through it and thought it said Satan too lmfao. It is like 5 here, I'm too tired for this shit.
He may as well be Satan. He's worse than Gates was as far as MS products go.