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Dear Reddit,

You just learned a huge lesson, unlike that expensive university your parents paid for. Remember it.

You were beaten by (((hedge funds))) and you took one side of the bet. Several other (((hedge funds))) took various sides of the bet. You can feel good that (((hedge funds))) lost money too. The best way to win the game is not to play.

(Ps) you were unknowingly front running trades by Senvest (zerohedge.com), it turns out, had 3.6 million shares in its portfolio. Therefore, they were betting on the short squeeze. You were also making the same bet. You didn't know this and didn't get out in time.

[–] 2 pts

Best time to red-pill norms on the JQ.

[–] 1 pt

You said your wife's pregnant by her boyfriend now, how far along is she?

I thought these were just jokes; do they really?