Unfortunately this dude looks like controlled opposition. We are not voting our way out of this. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Portnoy Early life Born to Jewish parents Michael and Linda (née Kaufman),[1][2] Portnoy grew up in Swampscott, Massachusetts, where he attended Swampscott High School. One of his classmates was ESPN's Todd McShay.[3] Portnoy began attending the University of Michigan in 1995, graduating with a degree in education.[4]