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Someone archived it. Fuck paywalls. Also, what the fuck is a "reliability engineer"?

Someone archived it. Fuck paywalls. Also, what the fuck is a "reliability engineer"?

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what the fuck is a "reliability engineer"?

It's a person that you are forced to hire, due to us.gov diversity policies, for the purpose of going back over and fixing all of the stupid shit that the diversity hires did. Before this, we simply hire White Men, who, through a combination of basic competence, and sheer pride in their work, could be reliably expected to do it right the first time, or catch and fix their mistakes themselves. Which is why companies like Boeing used to make airplanes.

This is how you get shit like the Boeing 737 Max. Designed by Sanjay Gupta, with his aerospace engineering degree from the University of Mumbai, and his cousin, who is working on the control software, all checked by their cousin, the "reliability engineer". Now the only thing they do reliably is fall out of the sky, but you're not allowed to say why because, "Raycism!"

As for the lay-offs? Fuck 'em. They were hired to replace Whites back when the companies were fat and could afford to carry a bunch of dead weight. Now lean times are coming and that H1B visa means shit. Suddenly competence is back on the table.

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This has to be the best answer I have ever read. Good show.